i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
they're like a gay fantastic four
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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