Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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