So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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