do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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