if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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