He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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