Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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