There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
PS: I just woke up from my shower
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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