making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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