question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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