So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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