found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I currently don't understand fingers.
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