i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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