I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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