Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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