Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
being pregnant is like rehab
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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