Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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