My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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