I want to make a zoo with you.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
