marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
