Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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