I think i peed on brittanys purse
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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