have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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