He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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