Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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