i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We have started to decorate penises.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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