The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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