Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
