these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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