just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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