I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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