You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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