And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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