i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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