physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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