yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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