I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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