Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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