But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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