Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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