i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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