another moral hangover. fuck.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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