All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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