Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
