what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Of course I have a pirate flag
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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