U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Found the puke drawer
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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