last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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