Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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