He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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