He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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