your parents love me but you hate me
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
