How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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