I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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