I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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