Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
She needs sedatives and a leash
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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