I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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