if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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