when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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